Things making me laugh today

This always cracks me up. Whenever I crouch down to Josie's level to look at her or talk to her, she turns around and then backs into my lap with the assumption that my lap is there and available. I always have to get myself into position before she crashes down with no lap to receive her. I think she needs a reverse beeping sound and it would be perfect.

And this:

 

Oh to have Luke's confidence!